And nope, it’s never going to look like the tree on the internet.

What a surprise.

Santa and his drunken angel seem O.K. with it however.

Actually here it looks more like she’s gazing adoringly into his eyes. Don’t be fooled, he’s probably holding her up. Normally she looks like she’s had a few.

It definitely looks artificial 🙂

What did I expect?

I expected the tree in the nice internet picture, that’s what I expected.

Did I get it?

No.

🙁

Am I moaning.

Definitely.

And don’t say I didn’t tell you I would.

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