I see this poor fella.
You see P told me that if I didn’t buy cat litter on the way home that day that I couldn’t live here any more.
Did that mean I would be locked out of my studio, I wondered quietly to myself.
I could break in the window while he was away hunting and gathering perhaps…
I got the cat litter.
I don’t like to go to PetsMart because I have to look at the cats.
I can’t look at the cats.
In fact I’ve been banned from looking at a cat from inside a five hundred feet no go zone.
Once I look at a poor forlorn PetsMart cat I’m on a downward spiral toward becoming the crazy cat lady.
I know this.
P knows this.
I can’t believe he forgot it when he told me, in no uncertain terms, to get the litter.
We can only get the sort we like at PetsMart because I kept buying every bag that was on the shelf in Kroger and I think the man got a bit fed up with having to restock the shelves.
It was just one more hassle in his stressful day.
So he discontinued it.
So now I have to venture into the land of abandoned cats else I become homeless myself when P chucks me out for not getting the litter.
Fortunately I made it out alive and cat free, but I did have to take a sneaky peek in the kitty kennel and found the poor soul above who just happens to look a lot like Charles. A cat relation of ours.
Who does that to a cat?
They’ve spray painted him green and purple.
It’s not even his colour.
He’s more of an Autumn, which would be browns, burnt oranges and suchlike.
Blusher for Autumn Colouring
Eye Make-up for Autumn Colouring
O.K. so I guess this would make him a transvestite kitty as I’m pretty sure he’s a guy cat, but…
NO mention of spring greens or purple.
No wonder he wound up in the cat adoption center.
It reminded me of that one time at the vets when I thought a dog’s toe nails were rotten and bloody with some terrible fungi disease,
but with a particularly nice shine…
Geeze. What’s the world coming to?
So here’s my absolutely favourite new tool.
He isn’t actually that new, but has been hanging out with the others on the plier rack waiting for his moment to shine.
And boy did he shine.
As you may know I’ve had a LOT of trouble cutting tubes.
I have this,
Which cuts tubes all right, but annoyingly wonky tubes because I just can’t seem to saw the ends level.
I also have this,
Which looks as though it will cut any tube anywhere anyhow you want it to be cut.
So long as you want it to have equally wonky ends which you then have to spend five hundred years filing down.
Yes, I know that some people use these tools with fantastic results, but I’m not one of them.
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Just look at it in action.
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