More tea Vicar?

So I woke up this morning thinking that I’d got it all wrong and the art festival was today after all. Well, I’d be a bit late that’s for sure. It all started because, for a month now, I kept telling myself, and everyone else, that the show was going to be on the 27th, […]

Life as I know it.

Last night Robert Downey Jr. looked away from me with abject disdain because I failed my history exam. He was my professor, I was at university, and, for the second year in five, I had flunked my exams because I hadn’t been to class, read the books, written the essays, etc. etc. etc. Same old, […]

I want to –

Paint soooo much, but I just canny do it capt’n. It’s my most worrying thing to do. Sometimes I ignore it and just don’t look over at that whole other side of the studio, you know, the one with all the exciting colours patiently waiting to play. But, I know it’s there, because it’s niggling […]