So I’ve changed the theme again because I CANNOT work out the comment thing.
(Yes you can read that as a yell)
Now I can’t get THIS darn theme to show the whole post instead of just an excerpt.
I’ve clicked all of the necessary boxes.
I’ve searched the help forums.
I’ve gone into the code area.
I know it’s doable.
I intend to hunt it down and bend it to my will.
I might have to scream a little.
I’m also pee’d off with the photo’s taking it into their own hands which way up they want to be.
BUT THEY WILL NOT WIN.
To top it all off I installed Grammarly last week and now that nifty little green, (but mostly red in my case), swirly, you’ve done it wrong again, button is always doing its thing in the corner of any text box I write in, and flips around all of the letters when I try to edit something so that most of the corrections end up at the end of a sentence rather than where they need to be corrected.
AND I’VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT AND YOU CAN BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THAT SPECIAL LITTLE I’M JUST WHAT YOU NEED BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS APP IS ABOUT TO FIND ITSELF IN THE TO BE DELETED PILE.
See how that feels when you’re down there in that dark vacuous pit trying to dig yourself out with the correct use of a semi colon.
I’ll be up here laughing, like this
And happily putting comma’s where they don’t want to be.
Whose the clever one now eh!
To really add salt to the wound Spud is destroying a whole roll of kitchen towel paper stuff in the corner of the room where I left it last night because she decided that she’d like to try peeing on the carpet for a change, just to keep it real, and I’m sitting here fiddling around with WordPress and worrying about world peace and if I’m ever going to get on an airplane again.
Someone better get round here quick and fix my life else I might have to kill ALL of the cats and go sit in the closet for the rest of my life.
Other than that things are pretty great really.