So now I’m getting really ticked…

K.

So I’ve changed the theme again because I CANNOT work out the comment thing.

(Yes you can read that as a yell)

Now I can’t get THIS darn theme to show the whole post instead of just an excerpt.

I’ve clicked all of the necessary boxes.

I’ve searched the help forums.

I’ve gone into the code area.

Nothing.

I know it’s doable.

I intend to hunt it down and bend it to my will.

I might have to scream a little.

I’m also pee’d off with the photo’s taking it into their own hands which way up they want to be.

BUT THEY WILL NOT WIN.

To top it all off I installed Grammarly last week and now that nifty little green, (but mostly red in my case), swirly, you’ve done it wrong again, button is always doing its thing in the corner of any text box I write in, and flips around all of the letters when I try to edit something so that most of the corrections end up at the end of a sentence rather than where they need to be corrected.

AND I’VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT AND YOU CAN BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT THAT SPECIAL LITTLE I’M JUST WHAT YOU NEED BECAUSE YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS APP IS ABOUT TO FIND ITSELF IN THE TO BE DELETED PILE.

See how that feels when you’re down there in that dark vacuous pit trying to dig yourself out with the correct use of a semi colon.

I’ll be up here laughing, like this

Mwahahaha

And happily putting comma’s where they don’t want to be.

Whose the clever one now eh!

To really add salt to the wound Spud is destroying a whole roll of kitchen towel paper stuff in the corner of the room where I left it last night because she decided that she’d like to try peeing on the carpet for a change, just to keep it real, and I’m sitting here fiddling around with WordPress and worrying about world peace and if I’m ever going to get on an airplane again.

Someone better get round here quick and fix my life else I might have to kill ALL of the cats and go sit in the closet for the rest of my life.

Other than that things are pretty great really.

10 thoughts on “So now I’m getting really ticked…

    li class="comment even thread-even depth-1 parent" id="comment-1455">

    Hang in there. And why do you need Grammerly anyway? Your writing is very good. 🙂

      li class="comment byuser comment-author-coldfeetstudioblog bypostauthor odd alt depth-2" id="comment-1457">
      coldfeetstudioblog

      Thanks Nancy, you’re my only hope at confidence 😉 I can’t take the darn thing off now. Just another computer irritation hanging over my head…

    li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1 parent" id="comment-1458">

    Now I’m getting ticked off, too. If this is a duplicate comment, sorry–mine went missing after I’d commented that at least the comments seemed in order.

    At the risk of repeating myself, I said I’d never met a grammar checker that I trusted (including my very own self). I hope you can eradicate yours instead of the cats. It’s doing a very good job, apparently, of turning commas into apostrophes and putting them in the air everywhere but where they’re supposed to be. Unless that was you playing with ’em….

      li class="comment byuser comment-author-coldfeetstudioblog bypostauthor odd alt depth-2" id="comment-1460">
      coldfeetstudioblog

      I don’t know. I’m kind of tired of it all now. I might get in touch with WP and just have them figure it out for me, except I don’t think they offer that service. It was fine on the old blog. I think…

    li class="comment even thread-even depth-1 parent" id="comment-1462">

    Well, I commented on your blog yesterday – and yeah – it is there! I am lucky if my spell check works. I try very hard NOT to view/comment on blogs when I am sitting on my tush on the couch with my I-Pad, as the auto-correct NEVER types the correct words. NEVER. I am not sure what moron computer programmer came up with that Auto Correct Feature… I feel all of your
    “computer woes” pain…

      li class="comment byuser comment-author-coldfeetstudioblog bypostauthor odd alt depth-2" id="comment-1463">
      coldfeetstudioblog

      lol I have no confidence in my writing ability, but decided to hell with it and live on the edge anyway 😉

    li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="comment-1465">

    Their their. You’re writing is excellent. 🙈

    li class="comment odd alt thread-even depth-1" id="comment-1468">

    …..

    li class="comment even thread-odd thread-alt depth-1 parent" id="comment-1469">

    At your expense I have to say your post is most entertaining!!! Thanks for the giggle…..sorry to say I have no answers for you.

      li class="comment byuser comment-author-coldfeetstudioblog bypostauthor odd alt depth-2" id="comment-1470">
      coldfeetstudioblog

      😉

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